4 Spells to un-fuck your life

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The world will break your heart 10 ways to Sunday. What are you gonna do about it? Yeah, you are right, turn towards the ethereal esoteric forces and UN-FUCK your life. I have sacrificed my whole day for the greater good of finding an easy way out. I have personally handpicked  these 4 spells from the world wide web to save you. So, go ahead and un-fuck your life. No need to thank.

  1. Bring back an EX SPELL

Let’s face it we are all going down that road no matter where you are in your life

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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • 1 organic chicken wing
  • 1 red candle
  • 1 sterile needle
  • 3 drops of your blood
  • Yarn or threads
  • Matches (made of wood)
  • 1 large sheet of parchment paper

How to do it-

Light the red candle with a wooden match not a lighter.

Use the organic chicken wing to draw your lovers name on the parchment paper. You won’t see the name which is fine. On the top of the name write your name.
Use the candle to drop 7 drops of wax in the paper.

Use the sterile needle to get 3 drops of your blood from one of your fingers & drop it in the paper.

While you are dropping the wax & blood focus in your wish for your partners return. Try to build up as much energy as you can.

Blow off the candle & say: ”Salima Ratiki Bustako”

Wrap the chicken wing in the paper & use the yarn or thread to pack it into a little package. That same day bury it.

Light the remaining candle on the following full moon until it burned itself out.

NOTE:- It’ll work if you truly into her. That’s what she said.

Sounds ridiculous? Yes, it is!  Moving on-

  1. GAMBLING SPELL

Why make a resume when you can un-fuck your life out of unemployment? Goodbye loser Ville.

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • A full moon.

How to do it-

On a full moon say: ”Lady of luck come out of your hidden course bless your light upon me as the light of the moon shines above and in the light of luck will be blessed I when the moon is next full.”

That’s it and see the magic work. Put everything you own in that gambling house and walk away richer X 2. Go un-fuck yourself.

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3.Grow your hair spell

You are lying to yourself and the world by hiding your hair fall. Just admit it. The first step towards change is awareness, the second Is acceptance. ADMIT IT!!!

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • Yourself

Say these words thrice as you hold the part of body you wish hair to grow: “Stretch it. Twist it. Make it grow. Like a river. Let it flow. Three times fast shall this hair grow. This is my will. So, mote it be.”

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Want to address a different set of problems from the list? Maybe get your enemy killed, your boss sacked, have a monster libido etc etc, then why not summon the demon himself. The possibilities are endless. I mean what could go wrong? Here is how it works-

  1. BLACK PASSION FORBIDDEN SPELL-

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • A Ouija Board
  • The Lord’s prayer backwards
  • A sacrifice
  • Fire

How it works-

Get your Ouija Board. Say the Lord’s prayer backwards. Summon a demon. Make a sacrifice of your favourite thing into a fire. Tell the demon that you sacrificed (your favourite thing) so you can get a wish. Wish for things like fame, wealth, or immortality and live happily ever after.

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So, friends go un-fuck your lives. No need to thank.

WARNING- Try at your own risk. The spells are not certified by any witch-doctor.

 

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